Aka, my least favorite vehicle when I worked for AAP.

Which store asks bed and cab size for everything?

“Except that 0.1% of the time where if you have the V8 and your car was manufactured between 3/2008 and 11/2008 and you got the optional cupholder, you have to get the 25" wiper blades instead of the 24" wiper blades.”

There’s dipfucks who come in and tell you all that shit when you’re a guy who works there and has common sense.

If it were the appropriate year for a ZJ, I would have probably asked you too while I was working at an AAP.

You were ALMOST right. Philly is the SECOND most loud, bitchy and obnoxious fanbase.

They just so happened to play against the Kings of those categories, so most of the country was Eagles fans.

IMHO, it’s like the ElCamino, Sprint/Caballero, Ranchero, Rampage, and the Aussie Utes. It’s NOT a truck. It’s a car with a bed.

If we called things utes, it would be a ute. Since we don’t use the ute terminology, it’s a car with a bed.

I actually want to know what has the smallest drop exclusively from months 36-72 or 84. Most of these dropped like rocks after that 36 months.

After the initial depreciation drop, there’s a LOT of stuff that holds in the vicinity of 50% of its original value, but it dropped to that point VERY quickly.

Competition that’s better than it at that.

Exactly.

So does an El Camino, and that’s not called a truck.

I thought about this earlier since I had the spare time to, and I think an average family of 4 might be possible.

Aaah, problems I can identify with. I do like the “how many bodies can you fit in the trunk?” Joke.

As a 300 owner, I actually like this one.

“You can’t see a car when you’re sitting inside of it, so I didn’t care about how it looked on the outside.”

The Jeep truck is essentially confirmed and has had quite a few spy shots out for months, the Corvette is similar (Lots of spy shots), and the Grand Wagoneer is all-but-confirmed, but likely will be the last of those 3 released. 

Seeing you added 2 more, the Supra might as well be released by now, and the Bronco is…

Good news! You’ll probably see announcements of all 3 within a year from first to last.

The officer almost got run over.

I can’t blame him for having his weapon drawn, and assuming the suspect was hostile.

If I were to become exorbitantly rich, I would offer him stupid money for it.

Chrysler ME Four-Twelve without a doubt.

Last I knew Chrysler used a prototype in their SRT driving experience. It was apparently close to production too, but got nixed because Mercedes was upset that it was better than the SLR in almost every way.