Man, it's like I just get done watching the new Scarlett Johansson film and there's ANOTHER one where a close-knit gaggle of ladies accidentally dismantle some guy and then try and hide him from the authorities…Best summer ever!

goddamn professionals….making me feel inferior…

a chili recipe that takes a week to make? I can barely wait for the shit to congeal in the fridge for 18 hours, but I gotta wait a week for tomatoes to ferment?