Given the smoke and mirrors involved in the making of the Kardashian brand, or any reality show, it’s not really an asshole comment.

With the right equipment, every door is a push door.

Kris? lolwut?

The nannies who raise them, I’d imagine

They probably paid a lot for the tickets and there will not be another performance (unlike if he had canceled) so I can understand their frustration.

That’s pretty much her original face, mostly. Someone pasted it on top of that horrendous outfit she wore to the VMAs recently.

Jeez. The more “perfect” she makes herself, the more boring she becomes.

If I’m not mistaken - and I very well could be! - James Frey pitched A Million Little Pieces as a novel, but it was the publisher who decided that it would sell better if fraudulently marketed as a memoir, and Frey went along with it because he felt like defying them would jeopardize his book deal.

Here’s the deal. I ally as best I can but this is derailing nonsense. You know damn well that the phrase “if men could get pregnant” is pointed straight at cis men. I’m sorry that you don’t like that it isn’t specified, but popping in here to scold people so you can what......feel better? Is dumb. This isn’t…

HI INTERNET FRIENDS!! I’m back on Jez after a brief hiatus to go be a productive person (I was only partially successful). The comments sections are awful different post-Gawker and I’m not sure how to feel about it. On the one hand, there are lots of new, awesome, funny Gawkfugees here (yay!), but it also seems like…

Condoms wouldn’t be terrible, but I bet you’re one of the assholes that complains about having to wear one.

Real matriarchies have never been a reverse patriarchy.

Would you like me to do an entire run down of all the negative side effects of every type of birth control available, the burden of which falls almost always on that woman? Because I can. But instead I’ll just go with the false comparison between an IUD and a condom. 99.9% effective with typical use vs. 82% effective…

I mean, the fact that having your genitalia on the outside of your body seems rather unhepful, and it does seem to not regulate itself so well. But I’m sitting here on the couch wondering if that stabbing feeling in my lower abdomen is the result of too much indian food or if the piece of plastic I have in my uterus…

I wish I had dude-problems. How does dude think dude would live if humans reproduced by spores?

I can’t be the only one who finds it extremely funny that dude thinks he’s oppressed because just the concept of a matriarchal utopia that never happened exists.

You assume that pregnancy equals non-dominance in your argument. Not the point I was making, and you know that. I was stating that if those who made the decisions were the one to get pregnant then this wouldn’t be happening.

This wouldn’t be happening if it was men who got pregnant. I’m not being misandrist, just being fucking honest.

Because rape turns him on.