So far:

So, he’s sexually assaulted several people in public, with many witnesses present. How is this asshole not in jail?

I know Britney has had her trials and tribulations and I wouldn’t want to go through any of what she’s been through, but just once in my life I would like to experience what it’s like to be that attractive. To be able to look in a mirror and think “Lookin’ good!” instead of “Good lord, man, you belong in a bell tower.”

The beef stems from a Vogue roundtable published on Sunday in which several editors discussed Milan Fashion Week and denigrated style bloggers in the process.

Not a lot of grants to be had double checking studies.

I do it during job interviews.

I’m just terrified OF THE KITCHEN. It looks... hungry.

Placebo effect it may be, doing the Superman pose before job interviews helped me calm my nerves and go in with confidence.

The only rich person kitchen that hasn’t disappointed me is, appropriately, Martha’s. Because the mix of elegant and utilitarian gives me the bonerz.

I bet she had to fight to get control of those flowers, too.

I don’t like minimalist interiors, but I think I just changed my mind. That’s a whole lotta ugly.

hanging pots? so pedestrian. WHERE IS THE CLEAR FRIDGE

I love the tile work on the walls in the bathroom, but that kitchen just looks uncomfortable. Never mind the visual assault, the seats are too high in relation to the counter.

Pandora’s engagement, Gigi’s bday/going away (where she gave a speech that made me tear up because that’s what periods are for)-- oh the bathroom fights and Kyle splits those splendid chambers hath seen.

Individually, each of these rooms are beautiful, though over the top. But I couldn’t fathom living in a space like that. Just too...sterile? It’s like living in a museum.

If you break up in huge grandiose fashion every other week, I promise you your relationship will not get BETTER once the baby arrives

I’d rather hear Tubthumping twice than Famous three times.