Glad to see he hasn't stopped using the 'sleazeball' filter. Looks the same to me.

We'll keep you safe, Burt! We'll get the Cannonball Run Relay for Rebecca up and cannonball running in no time.

lol the fuck is this shit mayer

As I stated in my game changing theory above, no I do not. This is a robot. John Mayer is a robot who has been using photo manipulation for the past decade or so to pose as a human. This photo has pulled the lid off the lie.

Maybe he's been getting extreme plastic surgery like the Human Ken Doll guy.

That looks like a screen shot from a video game. Are we sure those are real people in that image?

i agree with everyone who made this point because that was the only thing that bugged me.

Hail and well met, fellow Antipodean!* Nice to have a fellow Aussie on the boards.

should be really popular in day-care centers. :)

Where was the semen? I really was expecting semen!

I want to be the puppy's dance partner.

I don't care. The girl that they stabbed 19 times is going to have to live with that trauma for the rest of her life. These girls are clearly not fit for society, and I don't feel comfortable just giving them probation for a cold-blooded murder attempt that severely mutilated an innocent girl.

One can be mentally ill and still fit to stand trial. Being incompetent for trial is a very high bar - it basically means that you aren't capable of understanding the proceedings or participating in your own defense.

i like when people shit on pop bands. like motherfuckers go listen to the early beatles and come back to me. important note: I FUCKING LOVE POPPY EARLY BEATLES.

her costumer just like- my god, can he dress her, she keeps looking FANTASTIC.

The best part was that when my mom came to get me after I got fired (I was 16 — I couldn't drive myself yet!) she wanted to stop by the mall on the way home. There was a fancy new store that sold tapes and CDs (! — hey, this was 1986!) opening up, and they were setting up the store. In a fit of bravado I asked if they…