The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

Cry me a river.

I had a hideous last name, and I chose to take my husbands. When you are picked on and laughed at for your entire child and adult life, it’s an easy decision to make. Even for a feminist like me.

I love you for this.

Out the window? Wow.

I dig you

Agreed.

You’re a dickhead. Normal/non famous people deal with these consequences.

What a dick.

I love my Jeep. Just traded my 2012 manual transmission short wheel base for a 2027 model.

I really like your name.

I like you.

I feel less sad to be a Gen X loser. We are all embarrassed by our younger selves.

Hourly check ups and phone calls.....

Could you ungrey me please?

I would rather chop his todger off and eat it.

Wow. You’re a wanker of the highest caliber. Have fun stroking your cock and feeling smug.

Because it’s all about what men think? Hahaha.

I’m a locomotive engineer and I clip keys to my pants.

I like you.