I like you.

Now you need to change the locks.

I like the music all these women produce.

I still have every single issue of The Face ever published, and some in duplicate.

Pffft. Us here in the colonies have been enjoying avos for ages. And not even a sprog cuts themselves whilst opening one.

You need a tissue?

Yep. My husband is ex Aussie Army. The TA is like our reservists. They generally don’t get sent into do intel gathering, or really anything at all involving live ammo.

Mary Berry is a fat shamer. Google it. I’m in the Antipodes, and my Brit friends tell me she is well known for claiming her thinness is,due to her absolute to only eat one mouthful of dessert.

Fuck Giz. LH for Lyfe.

Agreed. 5/5 for you!

Noooooo. I don’t want this! I like choosing how many stars to give my Netflix things. But like most change, I’m sure I’ll adapt and forget there were ever stars in the first place. Much like “The Facebook” and such.

Fantastic. I’ve discovered so many excellent books from this site. I’ll be looking out for this series.

FFS, don’t be going here with colours - YES I WRITE COLOURS WITH A U - on my strangely adorable RH.

Sit down, you ignorant fuck.

That’s just the dial tone, you idiot.

I know this is totally in grey and very late to both this post and the rest of the universe..... But we have been overrun by men.

A good cause is following rap battles because everything else sucks.

Like when you wake up from sleeping like this, and you think it’s dislocated uncomfortable?

Snap!

Can they just go and live in Trump Tower, thus saving added security expenses? I reckon Brian will get on with Don, they both love Twitter.