Yep. You are super Aussie. And fuck skiing NZ. Fuck Kiwis!

If someone could finally take me out of the fucking greys, I'll sign up.

We have 2 types of transport in Australia. Transport, and transport.

1997. Law at University. Then swapping to Accountancy.

Steak & Kidney.

And this is just another reason I follow and like you.

Exactly.

Meh.

<3 your username.

Brilliant book. xxx

Yeah. That's how. Infuriating.

Same

Does not compute

Same, babe. Same.

Yes, that's true. :(

Australia does have paid sick leave and maternity leave.

“That’s my queue to go home and cuddle my cats.”

Back away, sister. He might decide to dox you and then threaten to rape and kill you.

So you CAN eat at Chipotle and lose weight!

I couldn't agree more. Ugly on the inside is very hard to hide.