So you CAN eat at Chipotle and lose weight!

I couldn't agree more. Ugly on the inside is very hard to hide.

Good work Patricia. Now if only I didn't always associate you with that crack-pot character you play on Medium. She was on RHOBH as a guest and I wanted to throttle her.

Bloody reckon. ;) xxxxx

Then you seperate them and they reside on different continents only to meet up at a Maytag convention where they plot to get you back together.

You are totally hired for any future Australian lawyery stuff that I need doing.

If you were a lawyer, I'd hire you. x

Yes. You are spot on. I'm not sure why people can't see this?

I'm with you on this. Let's be awful together.

Absofuckinglutely.

But she wouldn't be licking the bowl or the beaters anymore because she's not allowed to eat.

God, to be a fly on the wall at that party.

I like the way you think.

I need to buy everything with money because I'm such a toolbag.

I really just want to punch this mouth breather in his food hole.

Star is for solidarity. Me too. x

Would have been a better story coming out of Kitchenette.

Actually, you do have them. They are called “foamers.”

Seriously considering deleting my gawker media bookmarks and never coming back.

Should be a Kitchenette story. (Bitch and moan, moan and whinge.)