Wolf Pack = Pussy Posse

But why now? Why This Sperm?

I didn’t really think Kanya and Kim were going to divorce (yet), but Cheban’s post now has me convinced it’s going to happen any minute.

since she hasn’t presently chimed in

Good. Fuck this guy.

OOOOOH-kaayyyyy, Drugstore, go take a ten-minute ice bath and cool off, whydoncha?! Then straight to the lockers, you’re done for the day.

Fuck humans.

I love how we’ve reached a level of misanthropy where we decide that somebody isn’t a bad guy when we realize that their plan was “kill all humans.”

Hell, I thought the biggest twist of the finale was that Ford turned out not to be the bad guy after all.

It was kind of supposed to be obvious because that wasn’t the big twist....lol

I don’t know, because I have no impulse control and can’t stay off the internet. So I heard the theory early on, which amplified the effects of the clues above. While they all seem painfully obvious now, I have no way of knowing which, if any, would have been the one. My own fault? Yes, absolutely.

There were so many clues, that I gotta think that the big reveal scene was mostly for the Dolores character’s benefit. I mean if they really didn’t want us to figure it out, would they really have given us multiple closeups of that damn photograph?

Careful with that talk. You don’t want to get fork-stabbed do you?

Wait, who said this was Westworld’s big twist? I don’t even think it was top 5 in terms of big twists. In order of things that I think were a bigger twist:

Don’t get mad at me, you’re the one that clicked...

This is why Harry is the best. It’s not just his luxuriant locks and his Jaggerian sense of style.

“I would never risk not wearing a condom, it’s too much of a risk.” -Harry Styles, to OK magazine in 2012.

I can’t help but kind of LOL that he knocked up Cheryl Changes-Her-name-with-every-husband, of all fucking people. Oh, 1D boys, learn about contraception!

I’m not as icked out by the age difference, but I’m icked out because it feels like Cheryl is taking advantage of an idiot kid who was rebounding from the break-up of his long-term relationship. This baby is coming at a really bad time in his career, when he is just about to launch his solo album. But then again, he…