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“classically studied journalist,”

Why are people afraid of being rude or arguing with these people? Just tell her “No, those are facts and opinions are different. Since you can’t tell the difference, you’re stupid. YOU’RE STUPID.” And then I would just browbeat the hell out of her for being stupid. And possibly read the definitions of the words to

What can be done to combat this kind of thinking? I have immediate family members that just flatly refuse to grapple with facts-- when they’re confronted with them, they just say, “I don’t believe that”. It feels like democracy hangs on us figuring out a way to bring these people back into the realm of reality, but I

In a word - violence.

He’s promising his fans the sun, the moon, the stars, free and instantly:

You know, despite the fact that these accusations are complete bunk, I bet that they’ll still stick to him amongst the post-fact crowd. I think the thing that scares me the most about what’s been happening lately is how absolutely powerless the truth is against somebody who is fine with completely fabricating crimes

Hey House Committee on Science, Space & Technology:

I know I should keep up the good fight for humanity, but it’s during moments like this that I just want to say, “fuck it y’all” and burrow in my bed forever surrounded by books and Netflix.

I want these illegal aliens out of our galaxy.

I wish we really would discover aliens so I could have something new to freak out about.

Did he try saying “Who’s there?” I feel like we might be missing out on some potential Alien Dad Humor.

When asked whether or not she’s racist or what, she responded “I’ve never used racial slurs to address people.

Sounds like a company Tom Haverford came up with

My first thought: Okay, it’s not Joe Arpaio from Arizona...

It was hilarious and adorable and I want to take him out for pizza.

Like with the ACA, or food stamps, or subsidised housing, Republicans always seem to know what they hate, but have absolutely no idea what they’d want instead, because the root issue is still going to be there.

Way to drain that swamp, Turmp voters! You sure showed us big dumb libruls.

I’m sorry that the public education system has failed you so thoroughly.

I WENT TO PARLEEAMENT TODAY. I DID A BIGOTRY.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?