Something like this? Utterly impossible. You cannot revoke citizenship (with the minor exception of denaturalization for fraud in obtaining citizenship or certain offenses occuring within five or ten years of gaining citizenship). You cannot ban flag-burning. Congress tried. It got struck down as unconstitutional. End…

Every few days I just stop and go “shit. This is real.”

It’s clear that mr. Khan’s suggestion didn’t work and Donny boy has never even come close to reading the Constitution. Someone should tweet it out to him slowly and gently because Twitter seems to match his attention span.

Y’all are making asiagos of yourselves. You better quit before your really bleu it.

Come now. There must brie an explanation.

I know, right? It’s edam shame; to string those guys along, thinking they might someday be able to get some cheese, only to leave them feeling blue.

Racism is not a mental illness, nor is mental illness an excuse for racism.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Chedda, please.

You’ve gouda be kidding me.

TERRORIST!

the panicked employee who had called the cops was being “counseled and retrained.”

I am, again, legit horrified by race relations in this country - but how did they look around a CVS for 30-45 minutes?

Also, so the cop helped them until they suddenly became a threat?

Well I’m glad that employee is getting the counselling they so sorely need after that terrifying situation they had to endure.

It really, really, reeeeeaaaaally bugs him that he failed to win the popular vote.

I feel so happy knowing that the loss of the popular vote is really getting under his skin and driving him to Twitter meltdowns. The Dems need to spend the next four years reminding him, and the rest of the Republican Party, of this fact.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

I’m 99% atheist unless I’m mid scratch on a lottery ticket but I swear I am praying to every god I can google to make the miracle of a Jill Stein vote challenge happen and a Putin the Poisoner hack discovered. Glory be to the father the son and the holy recount amen.

So this is why when I hear my friends in my craphole of a home town, where the major industry has transitioned from manufacturing to quick marts, speak enthusiastically of Trump’s love for the common man and the end of big government, I laugh and laugh. And cry a little inside.