Wow. The hell is your problem?

I feel like this question is rhetorical?

“Everybody will pay 20%. Except we’ll let corporations expense everything, so they won’t pay any taxes. That way everybody pays the same!”

Rick Santorum just compared the homophobic KY clerk to the girl at Columbine who wouldn’t deny her Christianity. I know God usually stays out of this shit, but like seriously, can He make just this one exception? B/c I would really like to see Rick Santorum get struck by lighting and then for there to just be a…

Hey, wait, I thought a cross next to someone’s name meant they were dead. Rubio telling us something about the state of his campaign?

I’m turning this into a drinking game. Anyone know a way to preorder an ambulance for anticipated alcohol poisoning?

Haha. Well you and my husband are on the same page in that case. Whatever floats your boat. :D

I, uh, wasn’t talking about tobacco...

Yes, this. I’m probably going to smoke a whole pack out of fury.

“dammit!”

It’s not that hard to understand. We’re either a nation that lives under the law of the land as interpreted by the Supreme Court or we’re a nation that lives under the law of god as interpreted by Mike Huckabee via his preferred translation of an ancient text written by many authors who usually disagreed with each…

Laugh while you can, heathens! We’ll see who’s laughing when President Huckabee takes the oath of office, swearing to uphold the parts of the Constitution he agrees with, and to defend the people of the United States whose sex lives don’t make him feel weird in his pants.

Seriously, he really IS dumber than he looks. And since he already looks like the inbred branch of the Reagan family tree who can’t even be trusted to handle a paper route, that’s pretty fucking dumb.

Sooo, what he’s saying is, “I think it’s perfectly okay to run for elected office, make all kinds of promises and agreements to uphold the law or go through proper channels to address them, take the money for the gig and then REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME FEEL ICKY expecting no consequence of judgment because I…

I wonder when Huckabee will take up the case of the Muslim flight attendant who recently was suspended for refusing to serve alcohol to passengers on flights. Because religion. Hey Huckster, her religious rights are being infringed upon. Where is your outrage?

I really can’t figure this sort of idiocy out. Either these fuckers don’t believe a word of it, know that this isn’t how it can work, but their personal income is so tied to pandering to this point of view that they just stick to it. Or, they genuinely don’t understand even the most basic pieces of this country’s…

So, the score so far:

I don’t believe in being poor. I don’t believe banks and high lvl people should keep all the money, so because I don’t believe in it I could just go to the bank and withdraw someone elses money right even if a court and police order me not too??

You know what? I was baptized a Christian, and I’ll bet some of the exec for my CC company are Christian as well...guess I don’t have to pay my interest. I mean, interest was morally wrong for Christians, wasn’t it? I’m going to choose that.