David Sedaris signed my book “Thank you for making me rich.” I love him.

Good luck! NOT that you need it. I am sure you will knock their socks off!

Ohhhhhh, Nars The Multiple in G-Spot is AMAZING. I am realizing I fell off of the fun skin makeup bandwagon one I started really breaking out, and I’m excited to get back on it once things are under control again. That might be one of my first purchases.

Outstanding, I hope you have a wonderful time at your parties!

On a whim, decided to go to NYC and Boston this weekend. I’m gonna treat myself for once. I got all A’s. Woot.

Right, but he could have been like “Can you change your gloves? I can’t have pork touch my food because I am Muslim” but instead he said the weirdly ominous “pork ass hands” thing which makes the story hilarious in the telling and was probably totally confusing to the teenager experiencing it. This better become a…

Sure, but this is a 16 year old kid we are talking about. A better approach may be to explain “I don’t eat pork, and don’t want pork touching my food.” Instead of just bellowing about your pork ass hands.

Hooray for Friday night social on a four day weekend! I just enjoyed a lazy day that started with therapy and ended with a massage. Consider me a healthy, happy Kittenjoy. :)

Okay. Fuck yes. It’s a four day weekend. Four. Four. Day. Week. End.

I know right? You can’t take a shortcut over the back paddock here because the cranky bastards give you the Eye

Agreed. I’m Australian and I don’t even think they should be therapy animals in this country. Kangaroos can be dangerous!

I loathe people who keep exotic animals as pets. I’m not even apologizing for the size of this picture!

“racial words”................

Yes, right. She’s the one doing the harrassment. Of course.

Ramzan Kadyrov, of House Bolton.

I mentioned GG on Twitter once and was harassed for HOURS. It was pretty innocuous from what I remember, something about how the lame who doxxed Felicia Day was a poor representation of the movement? And people lost their shit at me. Not just corrected me, LOST. THEIR. SHIT.

This sounds like a job for...The Feminist Knitting Circle! Anna included the contact info for Mr. O’Brien, let’s put down our needles and pick up our phones!

Yeah, that’s what Muslims say whenever a Muslim tries to pull off or suceeds in a terrorist act. No one believes them either.

Defining a hate group built on harassment and torment by it’s most common actions seems pretty fair to me.

Some helpful stuff I found on the Dept of Consumer Affairs webiste