Sometimes I worry that having named my kids traditional old school names will just make them the weird people among other people named similarly to Coopah.

I had an elementary school crush on a guy with a very goofy family nickname that he actually went by.... until high school when he suddenly became the much more sensible John.

Dachshunds are assholes, no doubt. Granted, I'm not a dog person, but every one I've met has been a dick.

Dude, why?

A lady in my neighborhood had a pack of nasty dachshunds who used to terrorize my pit bull when I would walk her. Most dogs are more aggressive when they were on the leash. It's a good thing she was the opposite, or she would have eaten the entire pack of them. Most dachshunds are nice though, I'm sure.

#NotAllDachshunds

ohhh yah. we have them and they think they are big, and will chase big dogs off.

So mine has ZERO idea he has any dachshund in him - he's all lab, all the time. :)

Formula X has been hit or miss for me. I've got 6-8 of them — some are pretty good, some are bleh.

I have a dachshund/labrador mix (it's a real thing, weird as it is - doxador) that could change your mind.

Great colours but I think they're a pretty chip prone - although the glitter chipping obviously wouldn't be an issue on a style like this.

Then it'll be "Blageye"

I am not joking. This is an actual thing.

That is exactly what I would call him. I have this talent if you will of taking everyone's names and figuring how kids will make fun of it.

There was a girl at a neighboring school, whose name was Ecstasy Teaze. I kid you not.

I read that name in Arnold Schwarzeneggers voice from Kindergarten Cop.

are you sure his parents aren't Bostonians who named their kid "Cooper"?

I like your kid! That's a great nickname.

No. That can't be a name.