Dudes a little late to the party. That book has been around for ages

It was...okay. Maybe because I'm not a pot smoker and not in my 20s anymore? Mainly really watched for Hannibal Burress...

I will start by saying I made a new account to post with because I do not want to post on my real account and out myself.

It's like the White House held a meeting and said, "Alright, guys, we need a silly, not newsworthy story that is still irresistible to the media that makes the president look like he not only is a tone deaf snob who thinks the little people are beneath him, but also makes him look like he hates the troops and…

Apparently she's happy he's not dating Taylor Swift which I find just totally unbelievable. Who would not be thrilled to be the future mother of TayTay's next ex-boyfriend?

Larger lung capacity, I suppose.

Are your ears ringing from the high pitched shrieking?

WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?

The only reason the metric system could be dangerous is because people are forced to do conversions to and from imperial due to the fact that the US refuses to change our system. That's Amurrkan exceptionalism at work!

I just had my first shipment to Canada. I can absolutely look into international shipping. I'm learning all of that as I go along...all those custom forms!

Thank you! I really feel like the constellation glasses are the most clever idea I've had in a LONG time, I want to make some astrology constellation examples as well, so people know they can have those custom made for them.

I spent the first Christmas of my life without my family this year and it...was wonderful. This has been such a difficult year and I couldn't make it to Vegas, I was stuck in Memphis. I spent Christmas Eve at a friends house and the next day there as well and we drank spiked coffee and cooked TONS of food and just…

Fun story: I used to have a roommate who wanted to learn to cook. She bought one of those immersion blenders at goodwill and came home all excited.

Those presents sound kick ass! Happy Holiday for ALL in that case!

Good evening, Saturday Night Socializers...

You all! You peeps. You are good peeps. I spent last Saturday in the goddamn HOSPITAL and it was super ultra uncool. Then, I had to spend all of Christmas NOT DRINKING because antibiotics. If you know me, you know I love a cocktail and guyrootof's family had bought so much expensive booze and no matter how many booze…

Do not go out. It is terrible out there.

i am stuffed full of delicious steak and cheese fondue, i just signed a lease on a new apartment with a good buddy in a new city (that i don't hate, unlike where i currently live), i was given an extremely cozy purple plaid flannel bathrobe that clashes beautifully with my fav purple plaid flannel jammie pants, and my…

Benefits of having a pre-teen- rather than waking us up at 6:30 to unwrap presents, he woke up at 8:30 like a civilized human being. He also surprised me by getting in bed for a snuggle instead of heading straight for the Christmas tree. This is a good phase. I'll take it.

My best friends (one in NYC, one in DC, one in San Diego) surprised me and showed up here a few days ago and we got to open presents together today and everything was wonderful. <3