Makes more sense than Trump did.

I kinda love this dress though, in the sense that it is the kind of dress that I could never, ever wear

I can try, but the journey from Australia might not bode well for cookies.

Actually one of the worst ‘journalists’ in this fine country.

People do that with my kelpie x lab - she looks like a lab but is lean like a kelpie, so people assume she’s underfed. No, your lab is just fat.

I was referring to myself, clearly (they are my initials too)

AB is a goddamn national treasure.

And Serena!

I feel the same way. I hate mine - people always tell me it’s cutesy and I feel like it’s unprofessional (wouldn’t be a problem if I were male though). My mother has also always made me feel bad about it. I have an awesome first name and want an awesome last name to match.

Taylor Swift’s “We Are In Love,”

I saw this guy on The Project last night and his basic argument was that by changing the meaning of marriage, the state will have changed the terms of the contracted he signed with them. Which is a whole lot of obfuscation. Just say you don’t like The Gays!

Canberra is okay. I’ve been here for 3.5 years and only plan to stay until I can get a green card to the US (irony?). But the only things stopping me from moving back to Syd are the great pals I have here and sweet public service money.

I remember when I used to get asked by Americans about roos in the backyard and was like that’s dumb, I live in a city, I’ve never seen a roo here. But then I moved to Canberra and the other day I literally had to stop the car to let a roo cross the road.

We had an influx of red bellies at my primary school, nobody ever got bitten by them. (Maybe it was Frank?)

It is a beautiful area there. Kotara, not so much.

Choosing to believe that ‘fintech’ makes prosthetic fins for disabled sharks.

No cardis here, just sweaters. I’ll meet you behind the gym after school, buddy.

Seconded

Long live the Tippi.