This sounds good but ugh, Baz Luhrmann. Will never forgive him for the Australia movie.

Cannot. Stop. Watching.

It’s great that they pointed out that the “junior communications staffer” was female because now I’m definitely, absolutely, 100 per cent convinced that this isn’t a really bad cover-up.

Oh fer Chrissakes. Like there’s never any racism at UConn, an overwhelmingly white and sheltered campus surrounded by relatively poor areas. I think some students truly believe they can get away with this because the basketball teams are held in such high regard, so “See! We’re not racist, we love black athletes!”

I interpret that last tweet to mean ‘racism [against white people] is wrong.’

Yes! Though I have always had a problem with the longevity of the tube, but it's really the wand you pay for, not the actual formula.

Yes! Though I have always had a problem with the longevity of the tube, but it's really the wand you pay for, not…

Squirrel time! Japanese dwarf flying squirrel:

Shrayber: saute some kale with a teaspoon of olive oil and your preferred ratio of crushed garlic for about a minute. MAGIC. And I'm a vege-hater.

Right? Is it any more obnoxious than getting someone to take a photo of you/group photo?

She is the best.

Are you telling me that a group of field mice could not plausibly help me design and hand-sew a ballgown from random rags lying around my stepmother's house?

haha yeah hence the 'international branch' comment! Good thing I love Taylor Swift and baseball #thanksamerica

NSW, Australia. Only legal if a doctor is convinced it's medically necessary.

just this week I found out that abortion is illegal in my state and I'm kind of shocked. I just assumed that in a progressive country, someone could legally get an abortion without having to prove it's health related. Maybe I should start up an international branch of GBFC.

Yes. Welcome to the other side.

Arrrrrgggguuguuughghhhh

Luckily this happened at home when I was trying to take it off - it was fine until then. The arms just wouldn't budge and the material wasn't stretchy enough to wriggle out of it. At least it only cost $10!