Cannot. Stop. Watching.

It’s great that they pointed out that the “junior communications staffer” was female because now I’m definitely, absolutely, 100 per cent convinced that this isn’t a really bad cover-up.

Oh fer Chrissakes. Like there’s never any racism at UConn, an overwhelmingly white and sheltered campus surrounded by relatively poor areas. I think some students truly believe they can get away with this because the basketball teams are held in such high regard, so “See! We’re not racist, we love black athletes!”

I interpret that last tweet to mean ‘racism [against white people] is wrong.’

Yes! Though I have always had a problem with the longevity of the tube, but it's really the wand you pay for, not the actual formula.

Yes! Though I have always had a problem with the longevity of the tube, but it's really the wand you pay for, not…

Squirrel time! Japanese dwarf flying squirrel:

Shrayber: saute some kale with a teaspoon of olive oil and your preferred ratio of crushed garlic for about a minute. MAGIC. And I'm a vege-hater.

Right? Is it any more obnoxious than getting someone to take a photo of you/group photo?

She is the best.

Are you telling me that a group of field mice could not plausibly help me design and hand-sew a ballgown from random rags lying around my stepmother's house?

haha yeah hence the 'international branch' comment! Good thing I love Taylor Swift and baseball #thanksamerica

NSW, Australia. Only legal if a doctor is convinced it's medically necessary.

just this week I found out that abortion is illegal in my state and I'm kind of shocked. I just assumed that in a progressive country, someone could legally get an abortion without having to prove it's health related. Maybe I should start up an international branch of GBFC.

Yes. Welcome to the other side.

Arrrrrgggguuguuughghhhh

Luckily this happened at home when I was trying to take it off - it was fine until then. The arms just wouldn't budge and the material wasn't stretchy enough to wriggle out of it. At least it only cost $10!

I've just had a public mental breakdown over a spreadsheet and yesterday I got stuck in a new shirt and had to cut myself out of it.