This is my favourite.

shedding like a neon snake

HERE FOR THIS. SO EXCITED.

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS!! so excited for this sideblog.

It's a print on the shirt she's wearing... right?

If I can't wear my Marc Jacobs mouse flats then I don't wanna be part of your stupid club

Ummmm Anna why are you even posting these, don't you know you're setting women back like a bazillion years or something. DO YOU HATE WOMEN? You nightmare hag.

I think I recall seeing this on TV a few months ago, and apparently some Aboriginal elders helped her with it. I can't recall exactly what she said but I remember being oh, okay, that's not so racist.

What the what

I'm okay with that.

The only one my tired eyes could read (the one about survivors) - but I'm sure they're all as bad as each other.

Pineapple is running in the Queensland 2015 state election.

Canberra actually has a really good food scene - something that surprised me when I moved here. It's a bit slower to catch on to trends or innovate, but for a city of its size, I reckon it's punching above its weight. And everyone is a coffee snob, so you can get great coffee.

Burn her anyway.

A WITCH!

I'll turn you into a newt.

Holy shhhh, this sign. This is some messed-up logic.

(This is very big but very necessary)

Melbourne, so unaustralian. Not like my hometown of Newcastle. Or Sydney. Or Canberra.

None of that ham and egg business, just the pineapple. Pls hand in your Australian credentials on your way out.