Anna, you're still online for Australian government employees. Thank god.

"I have a fully-furnished bedroom but NO GIRLZ ALLOWED."

I'm learning a lot today.

If they're done right, they should be different to a latte (less foam and it's a different texture). And they should be small, which is the antithesis of what Starbucks drinkers usually want.

Oooh they really are good? I want to try, but also, I am scared that they're going to ruin it.

Look... some terminology just hasn't made its way to the land down under yet.

Ugh, busted.

It is - and the 11 year old in my life looks at least three years older than her, too.

Is swagu like ragu? Wagyu? Inquiring minds need to know.

Ditched like roadkill. Poor Rosie.

That's what you get for not shipping to Australia.

It was on Daily Life, one of my other favourite websites - I was strangely proud, too. Like THAT'S MY JEZ.

So he resigned from the party, not the council.

Where is her forehead!?

Maybe I'll use the jar in which I preserved the dead fruit bat that my artisanal organic small-batch pesticide-free dog brought me as a gift I salvaged.

Do you think they'd put it in a mason jar for me? I just don't think it's ready for my Pinterest board quite yet.

But is it local, small-batch formaldehyde?

There you go with your reasonable economics again.

I think what creeped me out the most was him saying breasts.

Yuuuup... so many good ones. The guy at the bus stop who said "your breasts look nice today" (again, a minor), the guy at a music festival who kept brushing his hand across the front & back of my shorts, the guy on the crowded T who rubbed himself against me when I didn't have anywhere to move. Amongst so many others.