It's 2015 here, hello from the future. Went down to the beach last night with some friends to watch fireworks and have a picnic. Then we came to my place and drank lots of champagne. Watched the Sydney harbour fireworks on TV at midnight and went to bed at 1am. it was perfect, actually.

Two years ago - Dec 28 & 29, I was having severe stomach pains that involved me rolling on the ground and moaning, and then throwing up. Dad told me it was just indigestion and to stop being so dramatic.

Yeah I couldn't really relate to the smoking, and I think I just found both characters incredibly annoying. Hannibal Buress was definitely a highlight.

Amy Schumer is my queen. My household is obsessed with her.

I am so conflicted about the Duggars. One the one hand, I like watching 19 Kids & Counting, because these people are like aliens and it is weirdly fascinating to observe their alien ways.

Amateurs. This bird sings amazing Jimmy Buffett covers after a few beers.

You are amazing. BCO is my favourite thing on the internet. And I really, really want to read one about Gluten-Free Idiots.

oh my god yes. how are they so loud?? they're worse than three year olds.

not out of choice, believe me! I'm at home for a few days and my sister had a sleepover party. mum roped me into supervising them and fed me pizza.

The couch to 5k is pretty good!

just spent the night babysitting nine 11 year old girls. I am never having kids.

I'm keeping that in mind for when I need some cool gifts. do you ship internationally?

I love your shop! particularly the meat plates and constellation glasses.

hahaha... she tried!

tinted lip balms! or I have one of the classic lip balms with a purple lid, it does wonders for my lips.

your presents sound awesome and I hope you are feeling much better!

does anyone even watch other people's years in review? I honestly do not give a fuck about my friends' best posts on Facebook this year. and of course, the first people to post the were the people who share every second of their lives (like you do not need to publicly check in to your apartment block three times a…

My grandma gave me earrings she got from my grandpa on her 21st birthday, and they're beautiful. This is the first time I've seen my grandpa since finding out that he's not actually my mum's dad (he doesn't know though). And I realised I don't care, he'll always be my Pa. My grandma was pestering me about stuff and…

Lineage and bloodlines? Is he talking about breeding dogs?

Existing in the greys is like a zombie novel. There are a few sentient human beings, but mostly just animate corpses that yell "FALSE FLAG" and "NOT ALL MEN" at random intervals.