your boyfriend is great can he also be my boyfriend?

the men pick up each other

thank you for your service!

please report back with your findings!!

it is bizarre how many guys use that line in their tinder profiles. like..... what lady goes "ohohoho what a hilarious and fresh joke, my download bar is totally filling up as a result of your benign sexist merrymaking"??????

idk, without the jez Tayter-tracker I would never have known that Taylor wants a bigger ass by christmas and that is very important to me.

bootcamp! like burpees, with added sexual peril?

"One attendee climbed off the boat briefly and yelled: “I’ll see you in hell, feminists ... Long live men.”"

thank you Anna!

THANKS she is a real princess. ps Nicole Kidmans dress was insaaane and I need it.

ohhhh I love her and need to find a picture! hate working while the CMAs are on.

ohhh shit I forgot about that Ariana Grande/Little Big Town thing. can't wait to see this mess. I wonder if they will sing any Little Big Town songs though? I wanna hear this human incarnation of the tiniest matryoshka doll belt out Pavement Ends.

nooo! Christmas ALL THE TIME! I don't get to have thanksgiving you cant take this away from me :(

man.. I love Connecticut.

those crazy swedes. thank you!!

and you know the best thing about being a single lady is that I get all the leftovers to myself.

It's not even midday here but tonight I'm going to have roast chicken and peach cobbler. My stomach is rumbling just thinking about it.

I put in my application for the greencard lottery this week. Cross your fingers for me!

the two songs that I love running to are holy ground by tswift and johnny come lately by steve earle. something about the connection between the rhythm of the song and your feet is mesmerising.

this blasphemy will not stand!