this is amazing but also depressing as I sit here at work not in the vicinity of dolphins.

that sounds amazing, I would love to visit more of Polynesia/Melanesia. it's so close to us in Aus but I've not seenrthat much of it.

some people think the ocean is empty between Hawaii and Australia.

ahhh thank you I was just coming to say this. she could be Tongan or Samoan or even kiwi. we in the antipodes deserve a Disney princess!

it should be required in every article from now until the end of time.

this is actually the only gif i have on my computer

Is Elan Gale only famous (or not so much famous as publically visible) because of that fake livetweeting stunt he pulled?

tru. Miranda is gonna slay her.

I cannot imagine that Meghan Trainor and Miranda Lambert would sound good together.

the criticisms are always so lazy too. at least this one isn't 'when will taylor stop singing about boys!!??'

this is my favourite comment of today.

She is perfect.

Haha adorable! I could never imagine having one in the house but after studying them at college for a bit I wanted to switch degrees and become a river otter zookeeper. Still my dream job. I act like a child whenever I see otters at the zoo.

my lab is a cold hearted bitch that withholds affection and thinks herself above retriever puppies (she is the dog equivalent of me except I love all puppies because I'm not a monster)

so my sailor moon costume is not passe. good.

I find most Australian tv pretty cringe worthy actually... cultural cringe!

This is like when my mum used to hide zucchini and carrot in our bolognaise. But much cooler. And I think they're usually called small-clawed otters, but horses for courses.

Ahh I've tried Middle Class Bogan and I just can't do it!

As unpleasant as that sounds... I am relieved!

It is kinda dry. I cleaned up and went out for a bit after it happened and then came back and keep finding spots of blood everywhere. My house looks like a hastily cleaned murder scene.