“both sides are the same so why bother voting” is, in fact, one of the R.’s most successful strategies. They have managed to make the public so disgusted with politics that only the single issue voters bother to vote, and the single issue voters vote R.

I agree. I was wondering how the Democrats were going to blow the 2018 elections.

Dear Queen Elizabeth II,

I don’t want to make excuses for anyone, but seeing how one party is lining up solidly behind a pedophile and the other wants the resignation of one of their more popular members, well, I think I’m beginning to see why one of those parties is running every branch of the government and the other isn’t. The one gun law…

I once watched a man pass out while in the middle of eating a bologna sandwich. Just before starting to eat it, he put a packet of mayo on it. He wasn’t sober enough to eat a sandwich, but he was sober enough to know not to eat balogna without mayo.

As the parent of two small kids, eating a sandwich by myself in a quiet room sounds like a fucking excellent meal.

The NFL is getting exposed and so is the United States, not surprising because both systems are flawed and run by morons.

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety…

[checks current rosters of dodgers and giants]

I guess I hate Florida State now. Fuck these assholes, that’s sick.

American football players

Damn, the jokes on this one mostly suck, so I’m going to be serious: If they killed the turtle, I hope they rot. Don’t kill innocent animals, people.

No dick jokes to share, just:

Some of that, definitely. And this may just reinforce what you were saying, butI always heard it as more nostalgia than contempt. (I was a Southern small-town transplant, rather than a Midwestern one, so it was all vaguely alien anyway, while still reminding me of similar things from the South.)

Meh. Not the point and I would hate to see the conversation about harassment turn into a back and forth speculation about fashion but I do have a few shirts that this could happen with. And if you start low on a hug and lift as you tighten as tall people often do...I could see this. Though I really doubt that one…

Anyone who goes into a Burger King bathroom with Humpty knows what they are letting themselves into

More like Garrison Feeler

I wonder if his parents had any children that lived.

You’re think of conservatives. These assholes are kleptocrats

a. Free speech isn’t a concern of Google of Facebook. They are businesses.