A Hooters at Six Flags, no less.

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

It’s not irrelevant from an academic standpoint. Famously good sports teams, particularly basketball and football, which as we’ve seen are predominantly black, even at schools where black students make up 2.4% of the population, are a draw for students of all kinds. And drawing more students means more tuition and…

I don’t get your point. Because much/most of the revenue generated by big-time athletic programs is plowed back into athletics, it somehow wouldn’t be worth it for HBCUs to get that money?

Bruce, you’re out of here!

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Oooohhhhhh yeah, that’s the ecstatic whistling of a former middle school baller who’s WAY into his control over a bunch of women.

“We did not anticipate this backlash to our obvious bullshit.”

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

Isn’t it already a fifth?

For food we had: Steak. Burgers. Bar-b-que. Pizza. Beer. Soda. Milkshakes. Mari-fucking-juana. A DJ. Ice cream cake.

Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

Every damn key you suggested I used within the last hour. Guarantee you that the code running this website has plenty of brackets ‘[’, braces ‘{’, pipes ‘|’ and tildes ‘~’.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Objectively speaking, this is the very least the Colts could do

Outer Wilds still is my GOTY for 2019, and honestly I don’t think any other game coming out this year will be able to take its position at the top.

This frees Andrew Luck to now pursue his true calling - streaming himself playing SimCity on Twitch