You’re hammered and you’re using ramen and pizza as ingredients? Just eat the freaking ramen and pizza.

I’m all for “you get what you pay for” but my toaster oven only has 2 jobs: get hot, don’t set house on fire. I’ve had one of the basic $50-$70 ones for like 6 years now and it still seems up for those tasks.

I’m all for “you get what you pay for” but my toaster oven only has 2 jobs: get hot, don’t set house on fire. I’ve…

He generally asserts they talked about preparing footballs for the Super Bowl, as well as about the quickly mushrooming controversy, but that’s it. That doesn’t seem to necessitate eight conversations, a number of text messages, and at least one face-to-face meeting.

Nothing wrong with the occassional white russian, but it can’t be the drink of choice if I’m out for a night of drinking. A stomach full of booze and cream is not a happy stomach for me.

Skyrim’s combat is fine (not good, just fine) so long as you don’t play melee.

I agree with the “Muse ruined Muse” comment, but I’d like to hear the U2 theory.

Is that “in Brady’s favor, I hope” meant to be pandering to the Boston audience he’s addressing in that statement, or actually suggesting he’s rooting for Brady due to how this has been handled and reported?

This is the Roger Goodell punishment generator, not the Bill Belichick one.

Whitson, I’ve seen some other posts say you can go through the upgrade procedure (so do up to step 2 from your post) and then use the “reset pc” option that’s baked into the OS to essentially give you a clean slate. Can you confirm if that works? Seems easier.

If your recovery partition is literally a partition (like, not just some folder marked recovery) then you should be fine. That said, recovery partitions are meant to restore the PC to its stock state, which would be your prior version of Windows. You’re not going to be able to install Windows 10 and then restore a…

Also worth noting that Brady has essentially nothing to lose by going to court. Worst case is he keeps the 4 game suspension he already has.

That isn’t all through. If the play ended right there it would only be half as embarrassing as it actually was.

That’s not exactly unreasonable though is it? Goodell is in a tough spot with Brady’s camp stating they’ll take it to court if he’s suspended for any games. He can back down from the suspension and look impotent in front of everyone, or he can uphold it and risk being declared as impotent by the legal system. He’s…

Is this significant, other than it being a long ass time to make a decision? Does this prevent him from reporting to camp?

I would listen to that.

I was under the impression that even if he upholds the suspension, Brady will take it to court and end up playing anyway in the meantime.

I promise you that we non-parents also laugh at children for being dumb. And probably in a meaner way than you do.

I came around to this in the middle of high school. I was freaking out over some teenage level nonsense and eventually concluded none of it matters in the long run. I don’t think I’ve stressed out over anything in nearly 15 years now.

This is world-class trolling.

I have a 401k and an IRA, but should I also open and contribute to an IRA for my wife?