Then they should:

Its black text on a white background with basically the same font size and column width as this story, along with similar dumb auto hide/show toolbar behavior as this site. Its got some extra shit on the side, and I ignore that in the same way that I ignore the same “Trending on Kinja” and “Written by...” sidebars…

Most of LeBron’s finals teams have been trash. If he played in the West his record would be 2-1 and this wouldn’t be a discussion.

I like watching basketball a lot. I think if my city had a WNBA team and I could watch those games on TV, I would, just so I could watch basketball in the NBA offseason.

Kyrie blew up his leg. Its not going 6.

The $ amount choices in question 11 make no sense. I want to do a few things after I retire = needing 200k per year?

They shouldn’t hit because I don’t want to watch em hit.

I figured there were probably a bunch of other survivors in the other cars.

Culturally, Pierce is on an island there. We might end up with a better site if he’s allowed to shape it his way, but it certainly won’t be anything like the current incarnation of Grantland.

Describe a single other plausible way for their wedding night to go down.

Uhh, Brady is a system QB remember? The Patriots dynasty simply would have been led by Marc Bulger instead.

You’re going to make me pick a side between ESPN and Verizon?

You broke that guy’s neck: true

You’re just saying that because 2 guys tackled him before he could land.

I know you’re joking, but steps 2 and 3 aren’t necessary as long as you did steps 1 and 4 in the right years.

I kinda like banana peppers too...

Just think about how many second-guessing articles we’ll get to read about a coach choosing to take the ball and not showing any faith in player X in situation Y!

Why buy a k-series CPU if you’re going to run it at stock clocks?

You can't relax in your new house 30 minutes after you've unpacked the moving truck. Your couches are facing a tv that you haven't hooked up, and the cable guy isn't coming until next week. Everything you own is still in boxes, and you probably don't know which box has the thing you want right now. Your wife isn't…

Take that back, the Lowe Post is brilliant.