I’ve thought we were in the Bad Place since November of last year.

I love how—except for not looking like Gaston from “Beauty and the Beast”—Derek is pretty close to a real life version of what 12-year-old me thought would be a good boyfriend.

“Michael you frightened me! Jason’s making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child!”

Having to wait two months for another episode is how I know we’re in The Bad Place.

eek Shawn eek

The “it’s barely a game” line made me laugh so hard and I’m not even sure why. Part of it was her breezy delivery, which seemed blissfully unaware of how ridiculous she sounded. I like Tahani actually trying to enjoy herself. It’s endearing.

Kristen Bell posted a photo on Instagram of the ethics homework made by the props department, and of course it is hilarious and impressive the level of thought they put in making it fit perfectly for each character.

So irked with the NFL right now. Hate being without this show for 2 months.

Eleanor being unapologetically DTF in any and all situations is the best running gag/universal constant (and I love that this episode brought back that this goes double for Stone Cold Steve Austin and/or Tahani).

I like to imagine that Jason Mendoza’s Lynyrd Skynyrd High School is rivals with Jenna Maroney’s Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks.

Mindy St. Clair’s video collection has to include either this or Grown Ups 2.

The neutral pocket dimension beneath a shapeless time void just happened to be unguarded? Michael can blame it on good being stupid all he wants, but my theory is The Good Place knows exactly what Michael is up to and is letting him do it to see if he can become a better not person.

also, they got me- I was worried he would kill Janet

Do you consider 19 minutes and 30 seconds of sobbing to be using the full time?

Yeah, never liked the show but appreciated it for what it was. They honestly could have made the movies more interesting by using them as a vehicle to address the problems of the original show, but they didn’t, and that’s their loss.

Medically, a patient falls into the “geriatric” category at age 55.

Nothing’s gonna stop us now.

It was truly crap on a cracker that sat out in the sun all day. Samantha bringing women’s rights and enlightenment to the Middle East via giving hand jobs in public, dropping purses full of condoms, and cursing out groups of men with the finger and a fuck you was just the epitome of class. The whole series was so…

Y’all. The second movie was a disaster. Kim is doing the world a favor.