moosekungfu
Moose Kung Fu
moosekungfu

This is exactly the direction Pokemon needs to go... in 2010. That’s my biggest issue with it from the graphics to the gameplay, everything just feels about 10+ years behind where I feel like it should be. That kind of thing flew when Gamefreak was still developing on weaker handhelds (although they never pushed the

So how long until 50 clones are all duking it out on the app stores?

At this point, Superman has appeared in more comic panels at the UN than he has with any street-level cops.

I refuse to accept that any person who reads AV club is only finding out at the end of the year of our lord 2021 that Marissa Tomei is playing aunt May. It’s been 3 and a half movies and about a billion internet memes by now

I have never, ever, in the 9 years this show has (apparently) been on television, met someone who professed to watching, much less being a fan of, The Goldbergs. Network TV really is over, huh?

In that case, a better example than cattle would have been horses, which are non-native to the New World but nevertheless the Americas are the place to go if you want to find wild (more accurately feral) populations these days.

As an artist who knows precisely how hard it is to draw a horse, and who has known several fantastic artists (including myself) who would absolutely shit themselves if tasked with drawing a horse without reference, this chef can take his dumbass metaphor and shove up up his horse’s hindquarters.

By the way, zero shade

I’m impressed that, rather than taking the 3 seconds to re-read the sentence and parse where you confused your subjects and objects, you instead did a google search to prove that yes, of course, there is more than one Michelin-starred restaurant in the entire country of Italy.

Look, almost every article that hits a G/O

“Making myself useful/nonthreatening to humans” has been an excellent evolutionary strategy for several species, if survival of the species is the metric you’re looking at. There are millions of Bos taurus on the planet because if you put a fence around a cow, they usually won’t go past it. If you put a fence around Bi

The NBA2K and GTA publisher trademark trolls developer Hazelit over similar sounding name”

That is the worst word-salad of a headline I’ve seen on this website in a while.

They are EXACTLY paying freelance writers by wordcount/postcount. Welcome to the internet in 2021.

Why bookmark this page when there are about 1000 other pages that lay out this information in a much more legible manner? Try harder.

Also, this is NOT the rain effect that existed on the originals, and it just looks crappy on an HD setup. It’s an entirely new effect added to these versions to replace the old effect, which basically was just some fuzzy textures flying around to simulate the feeling of rain that, yes, did the job well on a CRT and

My bad, 2003. Merely 18 years ago instead of 19, my point is ruined.

Yes, I remember 2002, and so do all the other 25+ year old Pokemon fans. This is the problem.

This. I don’t need Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight Pokemon, I want a Pokemon game that feels like it’s shaken off its roots as a budget Bameboy title and is now the tentpole of the single highest-grossing entertainment franchise in human history. Legends: Arceus seems like a step in the right direction, but it also

I want to give this more stars.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of the 3rd-party characters, especially the BandaiNamco ones, are being loaned out to Nintendo at least partially as a special consideration to Sakurai. Everyone seems to love him, and it sounds like he’s good friends with a lot of powerful people in the Japanese video game industry.

I would honestly not be surprised if WB was licensing the Harry Potter IP to Niantic for about $10million/year. So with that in mind, if it was time to pony up for another year against $40million in revenue and what must surely be a heavily declining user base, I could see it.

Anyone acting like this breaks their brain, or that it needs to explain where it exists in the “Toy Story Universe”, please show me the articles and/or comments from two years ago where you also panicked about how Sonic The Hedgehog (2018) fit into the universe established by Sonic Adventure 2: Battle (2002).

No? Then