After all that skimming, you must have been too tired to read the FOXTROT ALPHA at the very top of the page.....

The mental image I just had was slightly more than horrifying.

Man the anti Top Gear brigade seems to be getting louder and apparently more desperate. That episode aired ages ago and has been seen by hundreds of millions (thanks to Dave) so I'm pretty sure somebody would have noticed he didn't say tigger (which he did since that the rhyme goes) way earlier.

Jason,

"Even when the car transformed itself into a 60-foot tall metal dragon"

and was even able to hold 260+ in the turns thanks to some really innovative work Ferrari's done with their ESC system that uses giant mechanical hands to grab on to things to keep you from flying off the track.

Much acid! Very Absinth! BTW JT - I just picked up two Ferraris the Ferrari. Want to go for a quick formation flight? I found putting my diamond rings in the front boot a good way to eliminate the in-air pitch.

I just shared this with the Math department where I work.

Since this is an imaginary review, let me add more.

People are not very bright. Lower foresight reduces the need for bravery.

Wait, 2 bedrooms for 1 student? I'd rather have a living room.

If you can't dodge a wrench, you probably cant dodge a BMW.

Code 130-R. Basically a Chevy 1-series. I want the piss out of a smaller Camaro (and personally think this looked fantastic).

The only time?

It's almost criminal how little Americans know about F1. I was just watching the Senna movie on Netflix last night - I got too tired and couldn't finish it with about 40 minutes left. I think you just gave the spoiler of the century there.

There was also that thing about a Senna Google Doodle that was seen pretty…

thats because most americans buy generic pieces of rolling shit

I think I see your point. Maybe Aston should scrap these plans and retain their ancient Duratecs to meet the standards of some dude on the internet who has no plans/means to buy a new Aston, ever. Maintaining purity at all costs would put them in a position of strength similar to Lotus

Bespoke cars with with AMG engines totally blow...

I fail to see how anyone, regardless of sexual orientation, wakes up one day and thinks "yeah, a Chrysler Sebring seems good enough"