McLaren's jackman for years was nicknamed "Forklift" - another good one.

BRZ and Miata owners...

This needed to be a top 12, Fox body Mustang lovers and F-body GM guys deserve 11 and 12.

Wut? How did VW Guys not make the list? Those dudes on Vortex are rabid.

Hear hear. And just think how proud you'll get to be if all of Jalopnik (and I for one am willing to go along with it), starts calling Kimi 'The Red Power Ranger'.

To be fair, the most important, and awesome, part of this story, is that RB has a mechanic named 'Big Nige'. I've no particular love for the team around Vettell and his overly-smiley-Aussie-boy-wonder-sidekick, but any team with a fella named 'Big Nige' on it deserves some healthy respect. No wonder their pits are so…

give Ken Block credit, he got closer to Lewis Hamilton than Pastor Maldonado has all year.

Yep I was just about to post the same thing. Jaguar XJS V12. It's the only engine I look at and still cannot identify 98% of the components even after staring for ten minutes.

you blow into the cartridge and put it in that slot in the middle, right?

I missed these so I'll add mine here. Back in the early 80's I could barely afford a complete car, so my buddy found this "amazing deal" for me, a pair of VW bus's that did not run but there was enough parts there to make one working vehicle... except for the engine, both were missing engines. But that did not…

Never worked on one, but photos of a Jaguar V12 are terrifying.

You have to lift up the fans and then.... somewhere under that mess?

Sweet Lord.

Good luck.

Has to be a newer Porsche 911. Just try and figure out where to start on this car.

After a very boring boat party (read: we were stuck with nowehere to go) where all we did was make out in a corner of the boat, I drive my by-now-very-horny girlfriend home. My Scirocco was in the shop getting a new clutch installed so I was driving my dad's Lincoln Continental.

I was dating a girl in highschool before either of us could drive (mistake), and her mother was going to pick us up outside school one day. I had never met her parents before. When she pulled up, I opened the passenger door, flipped the front seat forward, and climbed into the back seat. It was only a few minutes…

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS.

What, no action hank? Somebody is not having any beard on the inside!