NINE MORE SEASONS, MORTY.

Forget the El Camino and Chicken Selects. What about my Szechuan sauce?

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Designed and Engineered right here Dearborn MI USA

It’s like an Aston Martin had a few too many drinks and the Prius didn’t technically say “no.”

what. what is. what is this. what is this thing. what is this thing here?!

You don’t even need to have good credit; just lots of hair gel and jeans with iron crosses on the back pockets.

I, for one, enjoy heated seats.

...given me the worst left-handed beating of my life.

Not a smart thing to do...........if you get my drift.

Not even close. Same parts, same QC, same options. (High Country = Denali, for instance.)

Styling and marketing, that’s the difference.

(I sold GMC trucks while I was in college.)

The GMC stuff is “professional grade” whereas the Chevy version merely “runs deep like a rock” or “runs like a deep rock” or something like that...

Pull your six-figure trailer

It’s gangsta’ to hold it that way, yo!

Weird seeing Calabogie mentioned on this site, I live 45 min from there

A mid-engine supercar with a 3.5l twin-turbo V6 and a top speed of about 217 mph?

We all hate this person.

Seafoam will help your car run better: