Even so, there's really only so many ways you can announce these sorts of things. But that would be pretty funny!

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Yeah, that's why I mentioned the legs as well above. The head piece can cause discomfort but it doesn't look like it would be dangerous for the dog in any way. The leg pieces look like they could cause the dog to trip, although I'm sure they are somewhat flexible. It just depends what material they are made out of.

Thanks, derpa derp derp on my part.

Haha, that's actually a great point. Greyhounds do generally look extremely nervous, so maybe I was looking into this more than I should have.

Look, first off, I was kidding about it being animal cruelty. I don't think anyone should get in trouble over this, but look at the dog's face. It doesn't look very happy. When I feed my dog processed food, he gets fucking nuts. He's batshit insanely happy when I feed him his food. Don't know how he felt about…

Oh yeah, let's just make assumptions based off the seven words I said. Way to go! That's using your brain.

Nice call. That's the best suggestion I've seen.

I honestly think this qualifies as animal cruelty.

Probably the best show I've ever seen. It's really, really good.

The game was great, but the studio was poorly run. Not saying that the developers deserved it, but it was a long time coming.

Sorry, that's basically what I meant, and I didn't explain it very well. I mean, I was thinking something different when I wrote it, but that was basically the same line of thinking I had. Right, a clear-cut translation often changes the tone and meaning of a sentence, as you pointed out. In one language, and one…

Because they are Polish? They might not speak very much English, and things can be lost in translation, literally, when your script gets handed to an English translator who then has to make adjustments and hand it off to (I assume) Epic Games to handle the voice recording.

Okay, that's alright. See, I feel the same as you, except I really do like Apple. So I'm basically on the opposite end.

I totally agree. Some of the new versions actually look a little worse.

The Crysis port is another matter altogether though, and its really not fair to compare. GTAIV on PC has tons of errors and issues, while copying and pasting map files from one engine into another and testing it was probably only a month or two of work on Crytek's part.

Just to add to your five-year-old point...look at YouTube videos of infants who can't even speak using iOS devices. I mean, its simply good design. So good that a child that can barely think and function on its own is able to navigate the interface. I think saying five-year-olds can use it is almost a disservice -…

Too soon because you were joking? I can't tell if you were joking or not, but if you were being honest, if you seriously are happy that a person is dead because you don't like the company they founded then you need to see a psychiatrist. I sincerely meant what I said. It's utterly deplorable to be happy that…

It's okay to hate Apple, but to be happy that its CEO has died...is extremely immature and wholly irrespectful. Imagine if one of Steve's family members or friends came onto Kotaku and saw your post, and how they would feel about your comments. Imagine if, for example, someone you loved died and I wrote you a letter…

I believed you up until the monitors statement. 3 monitors and the entire computer for less than $1,000? Even at the cheapest, shittiest monitors coming out to about $100, you're still left with $700. I know you can build a decent PC in this price range, but that still seems a tad bit under priced.