mooriel
Mooriel
mooriel

Whatever you do, if your past 29 leave you clothes on.

You're pathetic.

My ex-girlfriend. She was pretty stupid.

Note to self:

Dick Tracy called, he's surprised he's still relevant.

As a crotchety old (well, getting there) guy and a veteran of the microcomputer revolution (microcomputer was what we called a single-user computer before there were "personal" computers) I really can't buy into your list. In fact, the only things on the list I can really agree with are the SSD and the cheap cables.

hey bud. sorry I must disagree and contend that SNL has not been even remotely funny in years. every so often I think maybe it's gotten better so I tune in to an episode. all I see is "comedy" so awful it astounds me that there are people letting it on the air. I can't watch without cringing. it is truly embarrassing.

But the spambot's links say 'working from home'. He didn't have a home, just a Ford.

"It didn't bother me, because the Lexus is my second car. I could jump it with my Baja Bug." This line has to be the most Jalop ever. A Lexus is a SECOND car to a Baja bug... excellent.

You can get a Lexus, for $600, or go down to Spearmint Rino and get Alexis for $600, and Alexis won't leave huge stains on your garage floor when she leaves.

meh... huge topgear fan here, huge subscribed /DRIVE fan too... but Jalopnik cannot on one side be "against" pirating when it comes to /DRIVE, while at the same time, saying that, well, you know where to find TopGear and its sub-shows if you can't watch them...

"Kids, pack your bags. We have go home instantly, SOMEONE forgot to pack the Maldon salt."

This airbag issue has been quite the ODYSSEY. I feel as though manufacturers have a CIVIC duty to warn their customers of these known defects, and I'm glad HONDA has enough INSIGHT to PILOT such a program of their own ACCORD.

WTF?? What exactly is the water doing here?

The Porsche 911 is a pretty bad copy of its original self:

Vote: Lenovo Yoga Pro 2

2 rubber bands holding my phone onto the visor. dirt cheap and works

2 rubber bands holding my phone onto the visor. dirt cheap and works

This is going to be like a real train wreck.