Everybody brags with these survivor tshirts, but nobody shows the diaper they got with them

How much for a washer fluid sprinkle on the windshield?

I am sorry but this qualifies for Darwin award.

Oh, pheew, I was afraid zombies are real thing now. Racing after fatal death is almost as harsh as having phantom headache

I hear there is a new option available where you pay them to do a recall service check before they sell you the car

Lil Wayne - Life on lease

well since A/C and remote central locking is a given for most of the cars I would consider it a standard.

sure, that is why all car ads with sunroof have this line there "sunroof does not leak"

because up until the latest Samsung tablets there weren't really any tablets on par with ipad for the last 2 years and vice versa with android phones and iphone.

You need to calm down your bimmasturbation and prepare yourself one of these when they will mock your babymw

Come on, even pre-9/11 I would freak out if some strange weirdo would come to me and tried to give me a pen. That is just... weird.

this is stupid. You should never trade a job for severance package. You will get free time + a big load of cash. I am sure everybody is responsible and will put the money in the bank. But ask car dealers and Apple store employees about top 5 big fish (no pun intended) customers and one of them will be someone coming…

Yes, sure, I bet the air marshal will be very pleased he now has to disassemble a pen to check whether it isn't some kind of bomb trigger whilst his left foot is on my head as I lay down on the ground. Great tip.

I don't know about US, the HR business is completely different than in EU, especially for large corporations. But I would say this situation has a lot of common ground everywhere - if you are asked to resign you are most likely in better situation than your employer. It is always easier for both parties to cease the…

That was a nice PRELUDE to the issue at hand, certainly added some ZEST to the boring matter.

I am too sad Air Berlin seems to slowly switch all the boeings and airbuses for smaller Embraers. I hate the Embraer 190, it looks quite big but does not offer more space than 6 seat propeller.

13" macbook air has a typo in resolution number, and it would be nice to specify which devices got flash drives (through pci express) and which (x)sata ssd, as there is a huge difference in speed

How bad is your rating with the rental companies? Because my dear Jalopwithoutpants, for 900USD/a week I usually get 7 series, or at least 5 series/E class/A6.

Did the headlights washers also get stuck after you used them? Seems like problem on all RS models that they pop out, spritz a bit a don't fully retract. Does not happen on "normal" Octavias though

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