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Dude, a bullet to the head didn’t stop her. You think your noodle arms are gonna do shit to her?

Yes, the first time, but when she stands up slowly, with a crazy look in her eye and says, “Is that all you got? I got shot! IN THE HEAD!” That’s when you better run.

You got it all wrong, Samer. You start with the most difficult kid to beat up. Not the easiest. Good lord man, I mean is this your first time beating up kids?? Jeez...

I’ll lay 18:1 to anyone who wants Samer against a professional soccer player.

That’s assuming everyone has a) a working oven, stove, and whatever other gadgets necessary to make everything, b) the storage space for meal planning, c) the consecutive time to make so much in one sitting, d) the access to the food in the first place, and e) the knowledge with which to do those things. My spouse is

How fortunate for you that you have a whole day off in which to cook. Many people who work multiple jobs work 7 days a week and do not have 5 or 6 hours at a stretch to cook food ahead of time. Really poor people may not have pressure cookers and crock pots and all sorts of fancy appliances. At best, a shitty

You just ignored what everyone else had to say about lack of skills, time, and energy, didn’t you? There’s also something the poor face that you and your white collar wife don’t: decision fatigue.

It doesn’t last very long and feed many people for the amount you pay. If you have a family you have to make your dollars stretch.

...and perishes quickly. To incorporate fresh foods into one’s diet requires more frequent trips to grocery, and that’s assuming that someone isn’t in what’s called a “food desert” where there’s no access to fresh produce within a certain distance.

Sometimes, and some fruit. Generally apples, occasionally oranges. Sometimes you get the deal on the 3-lb bag of apples and discover they’re mealy and bruised and that’s why they were on sale, or the bag of oranges had a couple moldy ones in the middle and now you’re wondering if it’s safe to keep the others (or maybe

How long will it last? Spend money on food that will last a few weeks to months or spend money on food that needs to be eaten in a week or less?

There’s also the problem of food deserts- that is, areas where getting inexpensive, nutritional food is basically impossible (generally this is urban areas with low incomes).

Yep. This is why “I can find one thing that’s healthy and cheaper than this other thing! Poor people are just lazy!” doesn’t work. Sure, if you have the time to spend comparison-shopping every single thing on your grocery list, and then prepare all those home-cooked meals in advance, then maybe you can pull off a

also, crushing stress, some days all you want is mayo and potatos...

There’s cheap food that’s healthier than poor people tend to eat. The problem with it though is it 1) requires more time to prepare and 2) sometimes requires learning at least some basic cooking skills.

Some think that being poor is simple. You don’t have enough money to buy a lot of stuff, so you’re forced to buy

Cat Rule #45:
“If I can grab it, it’s a toy.”

and here is a dancing bearded dragon.

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

Has anyone had an extreme decrease in the number of kids that come to your door? All these ‘Trunk-Or-Treat’ events that churches and schools do the weeks before Halloween have decimated my numbers. I used to get atleast 200 kids, last year two years I had maybe 20 and shit ton of candy leftover. Half the houses on my