Getting a PPI isn’t really any different. So you have a mechanic sit on your car for an hour. What did they check?
I say this because I bought a car after a PPI recently and learned quickly after picking the car up that the shocks were all seized. Should they have checked that? I think so, but it’s not exactly…

Remember kids: It’s only illegal if you’re not corporate-rich.

You’re on the right track but you need to look at this whole thing different: Old cars are a reminder that the whole of human experience can’t be planned. The foundation is unsure. You can hide, run away, or run with it. You bought the bug so f’n run with it!

Also, what the hell man: SHAKEDOWN DRIVES. DO THEM.

Abrasive, corrosive fire extinguisher medium on every car in that room.
Maybe a lot of engine rebuilds in the near future, and a ton of careful careful detailing.

Sounds like it kissed the wall. Just after all four tires leave pavement, and before it backs over whatever that pile of junk is.

Using a calculator i found online in 2 minutes, 0.55 in 1973 is equivalent to ~$2.70 today. So basically, gas is cheaper now than it was then without this marketing fun.