What a name for a vehicle, the Citation.

“Roll for erectile dysfunction, roll for sperm motility,”

Only if you’re S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

I’d rather get rid of my kitchen table and stop pretending we don’t always eat in our rooms or in front of the TV. Then again, I don’t have kids, just roommates.

I don’t really know if that’s his primary motivation. If it is, he has a funny way of showing it, seeing how vastly unpopular he is. I think his primary motivations are daddy issues and the associated need to feel powerful. Telling smart people they are dumb makes him feel powerful. So does breaking traditions and…

Don’t forget movie theaters. Matinee pricing has been a thing for a long, long time.

I live in Baltimore. It’s no worse than any other city i’ve driven in.

Little Caesar’s has such a fantastic price that you can forgive the mediocrity of the pizza itself. It is mediocre pizza though.

If anything good comes of this, I will officially come back and eat my words. I’m not optimistic about it, though.

Repealing only the 2015 reclassification wasn’t on the table, nor was temporary repeal. Even if it was, letting monopolistic ISPs entrench themselves in their new ways for years before anyone can do anything about it is foolish.

You reread what you wrote.

I couldn’t tell that you were 100% for net neutrality because you literally just argued for its repeal. Kindly fuck off.

The sad part is, President Camacho is a better president than our current president. Camacho saw that his nation was in great crisis, so he put the brightest mind in the country on the job. Trump hasn’t ever considered putting the brightest minds to any task; he prefers friends and family. I wish Trump would learn…

Magapill.com, sounds legit. No bias there.

I’m more partial to hooters.

I was thinking about Dark Souls and Destiny. :)

Depends on what your idea of a good time is. You see, modern games favor the laggard, rather than the fastest connection. If your idea of a good time is smooth gameplay, then a VPN is not a good idea. If your idea of a good time is being more likely to win via a cheesy but concrete advantage, then a VPN is a good…

Democrats have never won two presidencies in a row. The only time we have ever had one Democratic president replace another is when the former president has died in office. Somehow I doubt this will fix anything. I’d like to think it would, but I doubt it.

Frankly they give a false sense of security. Self-defense classes wouldn’t have helped Weinstein’s victims, because he wasn’t attacking them, he was strongly coercing them. Bringing a friend wouldn’t help, because you often can’t just bring a friend to a business meeting, plus Weinstein would try to get you alone…