One my partner enjoyed regularly, “Wow, you speak really proper!”

The leg couldn’t be reattached, I take it?

I think i’m gray here so it’s safe to respond... yes, it was irrelevant, but she did it anyway. That’s the entire point of “but her emails.”

That’s fine, as long as you don’t vote for Satan because your candidate isn’t Jesus. It amazes me how many thought that was the right move.

#5 Every fatal victim of car crashes must do a breathalizer test. How they do this? I have no idea.

Block ads, and don’t even feel bad about it. I would support them if their ads weren’t so damn intrusive, and if they didn’t make Kinja lag to high heavens on my phone.

Is it just me or is he also driving around with deployed airbags?

Ahh, the dismissive response completely lacking in any refuting information or even an opinion. The true hallmark of one who has nothing to say.

I figured, but I had to razz you just in case. :P

Thanks for the explanation! Bah, I should have noticed it was paint.net, the lines are anti-aliased.

“Tucker is roughly 25 pounds, which is probably bordering on the largest dog you’d want to try this with (you need room in the shower too, after all).”

Why did they MS Paint over his clothes...?

Oh, you sweet summer child. Assuming that this all DID happen:

If Clicky Crisp is plural, it seems OK.

How much damage did he take?

The lack of title is intriguing, but you wasted it on an ad... oh well. One upshot of this show being back on is that maybe I will occasionally get to hear someone say the word “Stig” again. It’s just fun to say. “Sssssstig.”

The mouth is right here, buddy.

No personality?

All the comments i’ve read here from people who have used them said it’s pretty nice, so maybe it just sounds awkward in print?

They have built-in snorkels!