Huh, I didn’t realize this had posted. My phone was being weird. Let me try this again.

1. They don’t coast.

Pizza. Its superiority is plainly evident throughout the comments. If donuts win, this contest is rigged.

This argument is couched in reason, but is not actually reasonable. Trans care is a tiny drop in a vast sea of military expenditure. They spend 50 times more on bands than trans people, at minimum. If you want to cut expenditure on health care, why not focus on preventing heart disease or other major killers of…

Yup, the military, model of efficiency. No money wasted or spent under false pretenses there, no sir. Gotta trim that $8m to afford more digital camo and bullets that plant seeds.

What a cute, terribly misguided attempt at being dismissive. It’s alright champ, you’ll get the hang of it eventually.

As usual, he was completely spineless and voted for the health bill as written.

I would argue with the idea that it is a safety issue for your dog. Sure you can risk startling them, teaching them bad behavior, or hurting yourself, I suppose, but the only way they are at more risk of injury on a longer leash is if you aren’t paying attention. That’s on you, not the leash.

My favorite comic example of terrible costume design. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the exposed torso space suit.

I’d love an Edna Mode rant about female superhero costumes.

They get photos of your mum through the mail.

Heh, I was one of the ones who decried that picture. I just thought, wow, could they spare some space in the pic for the babies? That’s nothing against Beyonce on the whole, though. That’s why I was looking at the picture in the first place.

“In other news, a sudden rise in officers taking shits mid-assignment...”

For protecting the cops, of course.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahaha! Hooo.... wow.... you are terribly divorced from reality.

It’s a distraction tactic, a means to an end. They can slip more sinister issues under the radar when they make a big stink out of a dumb issue.

(Job creation programs in general, that is.)

And they’d bill it as a massive job creation program.... I think? Might be too liberal for them.

Sadly true. It would be satisfying in the short term, but ultimately counterproductive.

It’s to discourage people from having sex, doing drugs, and the like while in the stalls, from what I understand. I’d prefer it the way your country does it, though. =)