The Trumperor of Man would build a mighty orbital defense system to prevent those xenos scum from landing on Trump Terra. Then he’d make them pay for it.

What is really sad is that this is absolutely nothing new. Not even close.

You’d think so, but when a third person is involved it is always their fault in the eyes of the other two. It is easier to be angry at a third person than it is to work through relationship issues.

That quote made me laugh out loud. She may as well have said “the only issue here is the issue here.”

It would be ironic if “white” were an actual race instead of a general skin tone that denotes American socioeconomic status.

Establishing your credentials in an internet conversation is important. The quality of one’s writing (or the temperature of one’s hot take) doesn’t help you determine if what you are reading has any basis in reality. This isn’t any different from a variety of other conversations in which one might establish their…

“By battling” means it still revolves around Pokeviolence.

Thus “later” and not “recent.”

I said when restarting Sun/Moon 1000 times for the right starter, “this marks the first and last time you’ll ask a Pokemon for consent.”

1:45 is one of my favorites too. “Give ‘im the stic- DONT GIVE IM THE STICK!”

OK, here’s an opinion from a non-Jalop who has never watched a car race that wasn’t in a movie and who drives a Dodge Avenger. One who grew up in a suburban neighborhood with a strict HOA, no less.

You could buy a small runway for him to use, or he could just sit down when he pees.

“Every intelligence organization in the world estimates that between 10-25% of Muslims support the extremists ideals”

We know what he has said and continues to say. We know his policy objectives for the beginning of his presidency. We have seen a resurgence of the KKK in public. Of course we don’t *know* what will happen, nobody ever knows what will happen; but don’t pretend that we can’t see the writing on the wall.

I’ve never hit a deer, but one hit me. Jumped out as we were driving and hit the side of the car, catching the passenger side mirror full in the face. It was a young deer and didn’t survive the impact. My dad is a medical man and doesn’t like killing anything, so he sat with the deer until it died. However, an…

“Your order will arrive whenever the Earth feels like it.”

That’s not what I see. Looks like he went in on the corner man, but his hands just weren’t as fast.

I had to watch it in slow motion for my tired eyes to be sure, but homeboy was definitely losing to that corner man. He ate a counter and another clean hit to the temple.

You’ve proven nothing but how small your mind is. Being married to a strong man doesn’t make a strong woman. Thanks for playing, better luck next time.