Ah, well, hope I wasn’t too rude then. Just having a bit of fun. =)

Hehehe! Oh, wait, you are serious? I can’t say I agree with some of your examples. I haven’t watched SAO or Gundam Unicorn, but I can talk about the others.

It’s “a Pennsylvanian” you stupi-

This deserves more stars. Perfect reference.

Old comment i’m replying to, I know, but I really want there to be more parity in those sorts of insults.

I love reading your takes on things and often find myself agreeing (or at least, the sarcastic jackass part of me agrees, which is appropriate given the tone of these things). However, playing video games in silence is the worst. How can you get immersed in the mystical world of Tamriel or post-apocalyptic,…

I didn’t know... he was a laser fish.

Woah, two people? In a bed? In private? What a scandalous fuckfest!

I’d rather “solve” death by inventing a digital afterlife. Digital storage is much more compact and easier to maintain than immortal old people. I don't really fear death, but I think I'd be pretty happy to know that if I manage to die in a way that gives a little advance notice, I'm garuanteed a pretty cool afterlife…

I hate that damn movie so, so much, but that scene is immensely satisfying every single time i’m forced to endure the rest of it.

I'm not eating anything that's touched the gross insides of my cup holders. A wrapper is a must IMO. Then again I've never had any problems with burgers.

I learned from a laughable security training at a previous job that hackers sit in dark rooms surrounded on all sides by monitors while wearing dark clothing, as if they were breaking into a house.

The longer I work in a cubicle, the more Dilbert rings true. It’s *barely* an exaggeration.

It wasn’t just the unsavvy user who hated Windows 8, i’m an IT tech and I hated it too. Win10 is fine, though. Upgrade while you can folks, Win7 isn’t getting any newer.

Speak for yourself! Vaporeon has always been my favorite. Bulbasaur is also my favorite starter. Come at me, internet.

Speak for yourself, I think it’s sexy as hell.

Yeah, ICE car manufacturers and their dealership cronies would NEVER try to prevent the adoption of electric cars. How silly you are, Musk.

She was a unicorn that was polymorphed into an alicorn, which does indeed make her a flying unicorn.

Everything on Family Guy or South Park is a mockery. None of the characters are meant to be celebrated or admired. Both of the characters on these shows most likely to use the word, Peter and Mr. Garrison respectively, are both characters that actively attempt to enrage the audience with their idiocy.

Full of what, rocks? I have all the drawers open frequently as I load them with laundry, and I’ve never noticed even a hint of instability.