I have a great fear of this sort of situation. I keep a bandana in my pocket in case I get trapped with some smell I cannot bear.

So much magic going on. The high speed munchers are my favorite.

I had this problem in soccer. Blue team vs Purple team? Might as well not come.

They support Breton but not Dunmer? Those n’wah!

It doesn’t *hurt* the story either. Nothing derogatory was said, and now we have a slightly better mental image of the person.

Eh? What’s wrong with that? She was clearly a mom, and “big” is usually a pretty neutral way to describe someone who is fairly large, at least in my slice of the world. How would you have preferred her described?

How does she not get responses of “eat my shorts”?

KLK was such a great little anime. Here’s John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson in it too.

I had never heard of a roundhouse punch before, thanks. I was getting ready to say “that isn’t a thing!” but Google says otherwise. =)

Please do so, then. Today, preferably.

“Pro-Marriage Chick-Fil-A...”

It’s right outside of the front door. Other than that, I refer you back to paragraph two.

Yeah, we clean up after her. They don’t seem like squeamish people, either. It baffles me.

I don’t have a tactic, but this seems to be a good place to discuss neighbor issues. We live in a condo complex, and the people on the bottom floor asked us to stop letting our dog poop outside of their window because they were eating dinner one night and apparently could not look away from my 2 lb dog making .00002…

I like his cut of the jib.

Really? We used to hang out there as teenagers. Maybe our McDonald’s was just spineless.

I was at a baseball game when I was a kid, and a homer was coming right to me. Right at me, actually. I was going to catch this thing whether I wanted to or not, and I did want to. Right before it gets to my hand, the guy in front of me, without changing positions, simply sticks his hand up and pulls it right out of…

Hey, joining in the grammatical discussion here! =)

Despite the content of this article, this still looks delicious.

No, cognitive dissonance will kick in, and they’ll hate Muslims even more for “warping their ideas” or something. You can’t reason with someone who ignores reason for willful ignorance, be they anti-vaxxers or religious extremists.