I’d have loved if OP just silently picked up the mashed potatoes with her hand and put them back on the plate.

No, I didn’t, that’s great. =)

Perfect. You know the sad thing about this? Black Leaf actually is a pretty decent D&D name, unlike Elfstar, who is presumably an Elf. That’s like being named Humanda.

NO NOT BLACKLEAF! SAVE ME!

My spouse plans to tell our eventual kids that i’m allergic to vegetables.

I think I could get behind that! =)

No, honestly I can say I’ve never heard of that. If I ever come across it, though, i’ll be sure to give it a try. =D

Wait, what? There are glasses that let colorblind people see color? Jeez, what else am I missing out on?

Accords were the most stolen car when I started driving 10 years ago, so I guess not much has changed.

He doesn’t know long load times until he has played The Last of Us on a PS3 that crashes every 10-30 minutes.

If only I could cook! I can ruin Mac n Cheese.

I thought she specifically left the *server* a $10 and thought “eh well it’s not 20% but at least they tipped on the non-discounted price.” Now I see I was mistaken. Fuck people.

Had the same thought XD

My parents were more adventurous eaters than I am, and I don’t mean to disparage their parenting skills. They encouraged me to try things, and I still do! They also taught me that if I don’t like the thing, to just go eat a hotdog. That maaay not be so great. Still, I’m right there with you on new foods. Occasionally…

Really? I learned some valuable lessons there; mostly that when you kick and punch customers, it should all be in the mind.

I do take supplements, but I still get all my actual calories from junk. =\

Heck, you shouldn’t even take those seriously, much less literally.

My parents also enabled my picky eating habits. I am not an asshole about it, but I do genuinely regret that I only eat a small number of foods. I’m almost 30 and I still don’t eat any vegetables (other than pickles, I suppose.) I feel that I could be healthier and more energetic if I ate better, but my palate hasn’t…

So, wait, is My Files a TouchWiz thing, then? I’ve only used Samsung Android phones.

Fillers words, uh, find a way.