I just now realized that all of these YA movies are basically just live-action adaptations of Codename: Kids Next Door.

Listen, if there's no Mpreg, it's not "disturbing fan fiction." Creepy lighting just doesn't cut it anymore.

Exactly. Furry art can actually be kinda cool. This… what is this? Why are these ridiculous suits a good thing for anyone?

I prefer Rocket Crocodile.

Do you understand how culturally blind a person would have to be to not know what vinyl is? If you engage with music on any level at all, you know what a record is. If you've ever watched a movie or show that's even a little bit old or happens to have a character who is a musician, you've seen one. I've never actually…

Not unlike the movies, each successive batman game has made it harder and harder to understand why Gotham still exists. Why would anyone choose to live here? Are they all just stupid?

This can't be a video game commercial. It effectively conveys the actual experience of gameplay!

I really identified with the audience of people laughing at him while walking out of the presentation, because the whole principle is mind-mindbogglingly stupid.

"all those intergalactic trade disputes to The Phantom Menace."

I went through the whole thing until it looped. It was entertaining.

When you switched from Bing to Google, did you do it because you objectively evaluated both services and found Google to be superior, or just because Google is the default?

You actually can set up same-sex pairs, but they can only adopt. Doing so allows them to pass down personality traits, but not physical ones.

All of these are kinda baffling, but the black and white ones are particularly devoid of anything interesting.

How could any human being forget Syrio Forel?

"were worthy contributions to the Star Wars universe."

An A grade? For this? 30 of the most boring minutes that this show has ever put on screen, followed by 12 minutes of pretty good content with a few distracting references thrown in, then an unsatisfying cliffhanger. This episode was wretched.

I've developed a deep love for the “you got nothing to fucking do; watch us after the game” guy.

I really, really hope that they don't cop out on the trailer's destruction by revealing that Wu secretly scanned everything. While that trailer contained a lot of history and knowledge, it also contained a lot of pure hate: most of the wesen entries involve the writer slaughtering the subject without bothering to…

I'd have gone with Stark Insurance. "Everything is about to go to shit, so be prepared." Lannisters would be one of those skeevy gold investment groups that caters exclusively to hyper-paranoid libertarians.

Yes, all of those people coming into his house to deliver things to a room in his basement are going to be very confused.