What are you talking about?

It’s pretty much the same look I had on my face when we were getting past 200 electoral votes for both candidates, and Trump had a 30 point lead.

Yup, no hanging out at the golf course and pretending to know how to golf or busting down the door to pageant dressing rooms or pussy grabbing or any of that fun stuff. I CSpan to show him at one of those five hour budget meetings and see whatever is left of his soul leave his body.

But the worst thing is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

nah

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Not only is that racist on the more blatant level, where they’re trying to keep black people from voting, it’s racist on a secondary level in that they think handing out weed and liquor is what will do it.

I can believe that they didn’t know Duke would be part of the debate when the space was booked. But...once it was clear he was going to be part of it, was there no way to get out of it? To have a former KKK member and known white supremacist on a Black college campus is disgusting and disrespectful to the school’s…

Yeah, it is kinda grim that the college students had to pay, through their tuition money, for security for a guy who would like to see them be re-enslaved. You’d think the college would at least get him to pay for his own security! I’m sure some of his Stormfront buddies could cough up for some off-duty cops.

I love that Bey was like “I’m not just coming to your show and slaying that shit, but I’m also going to bring the women you basically crucified oh those years ago.”

Natalie Maines is the greatest. I would genuinely love to hang out with her. She seems super cool & fun, not to mention super talented. Anyone else share this opine, or is it just me?

It’s fun and unifying to have a mega-talented entertainer with the broad appeal of Beyonce. She’s our common ground. Our Breakfast at Tiffany’s, if you will! Wanting to be part of something as grand and widespread as Beyonce fandom is easy and completely understandable.

Relevant meme:

It’s about $5 in collard greens to feed 10 people. Add maybe $2 worth of bacon to them. Water. Salt. Vinegar. Red Pepper.

... do you understand what collard greens are? They are not a “bacon salad”.

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.

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