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Wow. That was one helluva reach to cape for a woman so narcissistic she had to project her insecurities on an unwitting human being because she can’t fathom somebody not wanting to get to know her. Like, congratulations. That reach was damn near Herculean.

Sane people just assume everyone doesn’t want them until the person makes a move on them. I mean...

You know what’s funny is that you are putting the onus of starting a conversation solely on Mr. Beckham. Did it ever occur to you that Ms. Dunham could have simply started a conversation with Mr. Beckham rather than pretend that she could read his mind?

Interesting. Switch the pronouns, and you have a classic Nice Guy (TM). “Who just assumes that a random girl doesn’t want them because she’s minding her own business”

Per the people of tumblr:

Might be overestimating there; the NFL *is* the most popular sport in the country and he’s arguably one of the most popular players in the league.

His response: basically, he doesn’t know her.

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

the entire staff has turned over almost twofold since then

Fuck all those toothless crackheads!!!! They’re probably black anyway! They’re probably wondering if I’m skinny enough to fuck anyway! They’re probably doing crack because they know how amazing I am and yet how high my standards are and that they can never be with me so they’re so sad! Fuck them!

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

“And it just so happens that they were two of the sweetest angels who have ever lived, you know? It is never some toothless fucking crackhead who gets killed.”

It doesn’t want to get it.

buddy

Yeah, I was going to add that this article left out an important date:

I think Lainey at LaineyGossip nailed it

How did this happen to Leslie Jones?