According to Google Maps that drive is 20-22 hours.

“ and “he was...eager to please.””

i want their wedding to outshine KK 3rd wedding, because we don’t know how her 4rth will be

The man you shows up to your arraignment or to bail you out of jail is your husband.

Oh man, it just keeps getting better. I never ever ever want Rob and Chyna to break up.

I know I am trying my best and I think he is too.

Maybe he saw on Jez that Kris was on her way over.

Hmmm. Okay, Officer Humblebrag, a door was open but no crime was afoot, you basically wandered in and interrupted a party and wandered back out... how did this little “I look like a stripper” tidbit get to the news?

who called the mix-up “flattering,”

Once you get to the point of “murdered a thirteen year old girl” I don’t think it matters whether it’s federal crime or not anymore. You’re probably going away forever.

I’m sorry but he is not kind. He is self-absorbed in his own little fantasy world and is a fair weather friend to the end.

Ron was kind and loyal? What books did you read. In every book he belittles Hermione’s efforts and bullies her (such as calling her traitor for going to the Yule Ball with Krum) and in every other book he throws a hissyfit and fucks off.

So you’re getting mad at him for assuming what the readers’ reactions will be based on your assumption of what the readers’ reactions will actually be?

This reminds me of a conversation overheard between a good friend’s boyfriend and his best friend. It was years ago, but it’s still vivid to me because we were gobsmacked by what they were saying.

Over the holidays, I was eavesdropping on my brother and his friend talking about girls, and my brother has a girlfriend right now, but things are just kinda eh between them. And he said that he’s afraid he won’t find another girl on his same social intelligence level. I actually did a spit take, which sucked because…

I’m not sure it’s true that women want someone who is ambitious and financially secure. In the past that may have been true when we had little means of becoming financially independent. But now, at least, most of my female friends and myself look for a man who will treat us as an equal and support us emotionally.…

I got hooked on The Originals without ever watching TVD. In fact, I only watched it because the wife happened to be watching the pilot. I was hooked by the first commercial. I’ve since tried to go back and watch the relevant TVD episodes, but that show is insufferable.

Thrill Ride? It is a fantastic, Shakespearean, scenery chewing, shade throwing, sarcastic, sardonic, melodramatic love fest that I couldn’t help but engorge on from the first episode! Long live the Mikaelesons. or, more accurately, may they die spectacularly and come back often.

I love this show! I agree with almost everything listed except I would add that Haley has gotten to be a really awesome badass after being pretty much an annoying nonentity on the vampire diaries - I actually love that she has formed a sisterly relationship with Rebekah and the folks at the Vamp Diaries made a good…