In other words, you can kill someone through drunk driving, whereas no one's likely going to die when you cave in to Girl Scout Cookie Season.

I did two months without alcohol hoping that it would aid in weight lose. I also made sure I didn't eat more in the evenings (when I would have had cocktail/wine). Guess what? I didn't lose any weight.

Ill have them all, poured in a single glass, with an olive. Pleas and thank you.

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.

The part with the receipt got me. Like there were tears. My mom taught me to always have the receipt in my pocket (if not my hand) in case I was stopped and accused of stealing.

Way too real. My mother and I are both crying right now. Of course in real life the father would have been shot at least twice, and that officer would have walked, just like they always do.

I wish this outcome happened in real life

This is probably one of the realest Scandal episodes I've ever seen...except for the officer getting arrested and not the black man.

Very true. And with that, we all know that dad would have been shot to death right by his son IRL.

And whisper-sing "You're So Beautiful," casket-side.

I have a feeling people are going to be saying "Take these cookies!" a lot now.
It was amazing.

Dear MTA:

proffer your own theories in the comments below.

Yeah, I started to feel quite guilty about having so much education under my belt and throwing it away.

So true. I used to be a receptionist as well, and I knew tons of stuff about everybody. Also, I knew everybody. Now I'm in a different job at a different company, and I hardly know anyone outside of people I directly work with. I like it better.

It's also true that people hit on the receptionist a lot. I don't think…

I'm an admin assistant and I can totally verify that. Yes, I know everything about everyone. I'm not even nosy or gossipy! People just tell me everything, or talk about stuff when I'm right there, as if I'm not even there. I am like a lamp to them. But this lamp has alllllll the dirt.

I work in a place like that now. There isn't any kind of policy, just that everyone seems to mind their business and gossip is frowned upon. I have been here a year and a half and can honestly say I have only heard one person speak ill of someone else and I shut that shit down immediately. There are people I work with…

I feel totally ok about people gossiping about me generally because I gossip a little myself. HOWEVER, after moving to a small town from a major city and joining the 3rd gen family business, holy mother mary of god...people knew I was out drinking to 8 hours on Friday that night and asked me about it first thing…

That's funny, because I worked for lululemon for awhile and we...did not have this policy. Or if we did, it wasn't enforced. Because I never heard about it and I did hear plenty of dirt about my coworkers.

This is exaaactly why my coworker/boyfriend and I have been dating for close to a year and still have told nobody about it.